Dear God, Aging is Pissing Me Off

I don't know about you, but aging is probably the most annoying thing to me. Ever. Ok, maybe aging as a female. Men just get better looking as they get old. Seriously, God? Was "Adam" really that good to you? This is so not fair.
We have WAY too much to do. It's ridiculous. We constantly torture ourselves with masks, plucking, micro blah blah blah, "gentle" exfoliating, super duper wrinkle be gone procedures, and none of these really make that much of a difference on their own.
In fact, I heard it's actually necessary to do all of these things simultaneously, while getting our daily cardio, cooking a healthy dinner, cleaning the house, and taking the heavy side of procreating. Oh, and p.s., we'll get our monthly hormone surge during all of this too.
Thanks God.