Did I ever tell you that I love to skate? Any kind really, but the four wheel speed skate went out of style with scrunchie socks and side ponytails...so now I just rollerblade. My whole family is awesome at skating. My brother was actually in competitions in the Junior Olympics for fancy rollerskating. And, what I mean by fancy is, twirls and sow cows and shit. It was hi-larious. He had a perm and wore tight spandex outfits with rhinestones and v-neck collars. Awesome.